I love seeing the complexity behind simple things

I can’t stand college freshman with their naive voices and deer in the headlights looks and overdressed appearance i just want to kick you all as hard as possible I’m sorry

thestarlingscalling:

Benedict Cumberbatch’s name

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oooory:

funniestpicturesdaily:

So my mate went out last night.

Fuck the Ploice

oooory:

funniestpicturesdaily:

So my mate went out last night.

Fuck the Ploice

me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees

me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS

aneatoblog:

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

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iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

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aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

Oh

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theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

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chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS

chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS

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floresitas4u:

Lmao we really do 😭

floresitas4u:

Lmao we really do 😭

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